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After Demotivational Poster


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


892 -


TAGS: at 4 30 in the afternoon
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:42 pm
This one's going in my 'favorites'. 5L
spacedog - November 7, 2015, 2:46 pm
LMAO!


THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


PROSTATE EXAMS -


TAGS: after 40 annually prostate
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - March 8, 2011, 11:42 pm
Thank you for reminding me. 40th B-day is almost here. Now I have to legally pay someone to do it at least once a year......YEESH!
steph1 - March 8, 2011, 2:25 pm
LOL - good old Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the lab..."I'm just a sweet transvestite - From Tran***ual, Transylvania"....5rocky ones


MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.




AFTERMATH - Freedom is not free


TAGS: aftermath sanitation
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:41 am
Defending freedom is one thing. Being sent half way around the world to be cynically used as a sales tool for our weapons industry is quite different.
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 6:24 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 1:51 am
beautiful text .. it's hard to read though.


SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!




ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!




BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER... - ... Than Daft punk, would be Electronic Bacon, or Digital Pork.




MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
lol
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm
Nice.


YOUR BAN HAS EXPIRED - Pick yourself up Dust yourself off Now make some good stuff


TAGS: life after a banning
Rating: 4.06/5

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forseti - April 30, 2010, 2:04 pm
i remember a time... *fg*


PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.




STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS - "The afterlife is just an adventure" Maybe.. But what an adventure




Jesus loves me -


TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


toilet texting time -


TAGS: please flush after ending conversation
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:28 am
Send a demand for a 5L roll of TP!


FED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT -




BUBBLE BATH - DOESN´T MATTER WHERE OR HOW. AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK IS ADVISED TO HAVE ONE




UNCOMMON BEAUTY -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.84/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
Greatness.
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


DRIVEN MAD - WAS TODAY REALLY NECESSARY?


TAGS: dog day afternoon
Rating: 3.42/5

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GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 8:04 pm
nice re-work 5L


LD LOVES'UM AND LEAVES'UM. - hey kids stop, my phones ringing it might be your dad. I always told you he would call one day.


TAGS: what not to say after ***
Rating: 3.25/5

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LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 2:08 pm
And the number I left you? In case you haven't called it already, I'll save you some time: it's the Chinese Take-out place down the street.
HareRama - January 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
He won't call.


LUST -


TAGS: i lust after a good cheescake
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:09 pm
CHEESECAKE!
Claire - September 22, 2010, 10:22 pm
Deep. 5L


Gushy gushy goo -




THE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: hope pray afterlife life death
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes Ma'am. I believe I did but will double check and add it if I forgot. :)
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:16 am
Safe to a**ume you have already postred thisd at religifake? If not....what's the hold up sir?! ;)


GENERATION GAP -




GO GO GADGET - AFTERBURNER!


TAGS: f22 afterburner
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
Missed al-qaeda by THAT much!


THE AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: aprchallenge afterlife could it be worse than your worst day here
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Got my spicy brown mustard... I'm in!


PRUDES - Heck is where people go when they die If they don't believe in Gosh




IN LIFE - 'We are what we repeatedly do' Aristotle See, i knew all teenagers were wankers




THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN - We will never speak of it again.




MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.




A PARTY OF ONE -




AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: issac asimov afterlife quote
Rating: 4.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
You have quoted my god....Apt!...APT I say!!!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 7:03 pm
To true, although none of us will know what we each other look like!
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 6:48 pm
5Lions face. At least hell is warm and we know people there!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


SEE, BITCH? - Let me back it up to the 2:47 mark. Your form sucks. I mean, would it kill you to arch your back?


TAGS: what not to say after the no pants dance
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:48 pm
LMAO!!! 5 Siskel & Eberts.
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 5:31 pm
Now let's try it from the top. 3,2,1... and we're s******...


BLOOD ON THE SEGWAY -


TAGS: but after they hose it off it ll be good as new
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 1:27 am
It's that d*** Sbarro stand... take your eye off what's going on for just one second....
Sean - July 24, 2009, 12:50 am
Poor bastard ... mowed down by a skateboarder. Never say it comin'.


WORKING AT NIGHT -




IT'S SAFE TO SAY -


TAGS: who got the morning after flowers hmmmmm
Rating: 3.38/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!


YOU LOOK A LOT DIFFERENT NOW THAT IM SOBER! - I'll call ya.


TAGS: what not to say after ***
Rating: 3.36/5

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LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 2:06 pm
That IS a whole new level of crazy...but I'd still hit it.
HareRama - January 7, 2010, 12:56 pm
I'd still hit her. Maybe without makeup and bald.


SHOWMANSHIP - "urgghhhhhhh..... After the show i'm gonna kill him!"




ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.




I bet.. -




Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!


was it good for you? -




PLASTIC SURGERY -




same s**t -




MEMORIES OF ST. PATRICKS DAY - No seriously it will wash out they said.


TAGS: wrong st pactrick day aftermath
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:13 am
Awwww.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:12 am
Huh?
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:12 am
His occupation...head psychiatrist at the local psych ward!
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 10:05 pm
..and thumped him on the head.
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 10:04 pm
But I was thinking of a plan To dye one's whiskers green, And always use so large a fan That they could not be seen. So, having no reply to give To what the old man said, I cried "Come, tell me how you live!"
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:16 pm
Of course the funny part is that he is too drunk to remember it's St Patrick's Day... It's just like any other day for him...


the white light -




THE GREAT PAIN THRESHOLD - "TO HAVE AND TO HOLD" WITH A TWIST.




THE AFTERLIFE - Men Long For An Afterlife In Which There Apparently Is Nothing To Do But Delight In Heaven's Wonders




DIVORCE -


TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!


The Afterlife -




IN THEORY -


TAGS: belief death choices after life
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2013, 9:29 pm
already there me lord
Reality Lord - March 30, 2013, 9:04 pm

wow...dark. gives me the shivers...if you know what i mean


MOTIFAKING -




WASN'T THAT A PARTY! -


TAGS: morning after the night before
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 7:46 pm
Sorry, been terrible at replying to comments lately. Promise to try harder...thanks for the 5L.
Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 9:40 pm

Aaww man! You scratched the paint! And I noticed that the pic just so happens to have 5 cars in it... And 5 Lions.


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT -


TAGS: after life assignment is it any wonder im divorced
Rating: 4.47/5

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Pinakolata - November 11, 2011, 3:59 am
What have done to make yourself think you're going to hell?


MY MID-LIFE CRISIS -


TAGS: it only become a crisis after i twisted my fircken ankle
Rating: 4.41/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:53 pm
5 runs of the hose
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:39 am
5 shenanigans
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
OK. A little note about the tags: I was drunk. Soooo me! *urppp*


OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning


TAGS: morning after regret couples
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - March 20, 2013, 5:03 pm
hehehe...this is so true and funny


CMON IN -




JUSTICE -


TAGS: no friends justice after you
Rating: 4.08/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:37 pm

ditto
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:50 am
Love it! 5L


REFLECTION - We had a wonderful dinner, dancing and the club. When I asked her later how it was for her. She said... 1L.


TAGS: what not to say after *** 1l
Rating: 4.06/5

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LogicDude - January 8, 2010, 7:58 am
FINE! Next time it's the McDonald's Drive-thru, a rented movie and the club...the club from the steering wheel on my car that is. Ungrateful little so-and-so. 5L!
Derek - January 7, 2010, 8:37 pm
Made in the shade
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:47 pm
Gravy. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:16 pm
nice 5L
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 6:46 pm
AMSOME SIR!!!


SO YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A BABY ON MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: after this comes the hammer
Rating: 4.04/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:11 am
There seems to be a lot of whining around here lately, If you can't take a little criticism and you insist on submitting posters en masse without putting any real effort into them then YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG SITE! Study the site and then try harder.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:48 am
Ive seen some big crybabies on here before, this is an AWESOME poster. 5L from me! love it!
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 12:19 am
Not to self: lock nightstand from now on. 5L


DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -


TAGS: collegee graduates screwing around semester after semester is putting a needle in me no thanks
Rating: 3.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


COPING MECHANISM -


TAGS: frog day afternoon
Rating: 3.88/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:04 pm
:)
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:08 pm
LOL... thanks! Troll patrol!
Current Resident - November 29, 2009, 12:03 pm
Great Poster. 5L plus Iceman's 1 must equal 2.5
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:28 pm
ICEMAN is insta-1Ling all my posters. How adorable!


Wendy's Chili -


TAGS: before after
Rating: 3.88/5

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steve1961 - January 7, 2014, 2:58 am
Was that before or after they've been eaten?
vilnius - January 6, 2014, 10:58 pm
rumor has it today's chili was yesterday's burgers
CloudchaserS - December 16, 2013, 4:40 am
I will never be able to see "yum yum" without thinking of Stripe (gremlins)


WHO NEEDS CEREAL -


TAGS: just warm and serve as a nice after dinner aperitif
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:40 pm
My word that would be a hard sell these days.


YOUR AFTERLIFE - is destined to be spent in Camden, NJ bring a change of underwear




HAPPINESS -


TAGS: schadenfreude is german for everything after fourth grade
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:17 pm
*make that ring finger8
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:16 pm
And if yer a** isn't "lonesome" I don't want to hear about it! ****s cigar with pinky finger*
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:15 pm
No. Don't be silly, your a** takes care of that all by its lonesome.
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:15 pm
*that even fits*
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:13 pm
Heck the even fits....with the H. Wait! Does that H make my a** look fat?
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks MOH ... hey!!! That H is contagious.
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:06 pm
Where the Hell did that H come from?? Jebus H......
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:05 pm
Sean, deeerk isn't here to converse with people. JHust here to lay down some pointedly obvious drivel. I've tried to get his attention. Timmy doesn't look back. Completely oblivious! Nice to see others getting fed up with his lame a**.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 6:11 pm
"marriage" or "your working life" sounded too middle-age lame for me.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 6:06 pm
Stop being a di*ck, Derek. I had to pick some arbitrary benchmark for the joke ... or don't you get that?
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:22 pm
I think it's great. Derek is being rhetorical, questioning his role on this site.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 5:16 pm
After fourth grade your empathy atrophies and you become nasty?


ROCKETS -


TAGS: air travel day early entry after for***** premature launch balls blast off falic
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
d***. Thanks, Zed. I never would have caught that. I guess I should have googled.
Zed - November 25, 2009, 12:08 pm
Funny, Bart, but the word you were looking for is "phallic", not "falic".
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 6:18 am
:-)


THE PLASTIC LADY - When Cher dies we won't need to embalm her or anything. We will be able to prop her corpse up in a wax museum and use her as is.




LAW AND ORDER R.I.P. - September 13th 1990 to May 24th 2010. Long may you live in syndication.


TAGS: never the same after jerry orbach died
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 12:56 am
Christopher Meloni was hilarious on Scrubs.
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:25 pm
Never seen it.


FIRST CHURCH OF ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: anasazi were after but the pic fits
Rating: 2.7/5

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Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 7:49 pm
"1491" - book - was a pretty good examination of some of that BS. Sure, the Bering Strait sealed 12,000 years ago, but FFS. Bull boats? We're not talking deep sea navigational techniques here...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 7:43 pm
How insane is this Church? They can find sites in CA that go to 40,000 BCE, but can only blindly hold on to their theories.
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:24 pm
d*** straight! But, as I was told... god made man imperfect, and our dating methods are imperfect... so we are wrong. Billions of years off, even.


MONKEY SEE - MONKEY DO!


TAGS: we are just monkeys after all
Rating: 2.31/5

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phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 11:39 am
Ya know...this really didn't come out like I wanted. I meant the humans were copying the monkeys....carp.


I fart -




Tattoo -


TAGS: wife tattoo divorce before after
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 2, 2016, 2:16 am
Nice, UP yours


Katrina, Ten Years After -


TAGS: katrina ten years after retropective
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 31, 2015, 7:04 pm
LOL
Silverheart - August 31, 2015, 11:10 am

Grew up listening to them. SSSHHH is a d*** good album
concern3 - August 31, 2015, 8:17 am
Ten Years After named to honor Elvis, great effort a 5er
Reality Lord - August 31, 2015, 6:44 am

epic. i wonder how many folks will get this. no worries, those of us who did are going home.


innocence lost -


TAGS: manchester concert tribute the aftermath
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 24, 2017, 3:09 am
Once again, the terrorists hit an ideal target, someplace I could relate to, someplace that makes me squirm, more cautious. And the Brits. I've worked with them several times. Good group of people. Not too far from here, San Bernardino. Words fail. HUGZ.
mizzdizz - May 24, 2017, 2:54 am
Thanks, JW. We used to take my daughter and her friends to concerts in the park. The 'bring your own blanket' section in the grass was super cheap. It was part of summer, growing up. The kids liked classic rock so we went to Kansas, Styx, Journey ....
JesusWept - May 23, 2017, 2:18 pm
Je Suis MANCHESTER. ^^^^^Up


Baby Names -


TAGS: children named after twilight
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 10:43 am
Lol! What makes you think that? :D
GaryO - March 7, 2015, 7:48 am
I'm gonna stick my neck out and venture that Cynic has sumpm stickin' in his craw here


Milfgyne -


TAGS: pills cou*** bait morning after
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
Sit Thedge...that's a good boy!
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:34 pm
Hmm... a strong statement of ownership. I once felt like that about my Alsation Wolf Dog, then realized just who had really been trained.
lgvernon - November 10, 2014, 2:11 pm

OK TEAKHEAD
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 7:03 pm
Well……I sure didn’t know you were into necrophilia, but I’ll be game…or gamey, and stiff, jus like ya like ‘em (weeeeird)
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:43 pm

GaryO, it would kill ya', and the undertaker would charge extra to get the smile off your face.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:36 am
Menopause, the gift, true, but these wimin, these wimin here just love to have their way with me...which may or may not be good. I can only stay up so long.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:25 am
OK, well, I’m going to bed now...with my WOMAN
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Ah, no worries. That menopause thingy kills that issue. Still, huh? Can you count it up to 'lost in translation' for a graceful salvage?
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:57 pm
GRAMMAS! IT’S GRAMMAS I’D LIKE TO....shyt, somehow I have the feeling this will not go well for me
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'm not. He's always got his nose in other guys...OH!...okay I'm surprised too!
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:46 pm

GILF~~that's Guy I'd Like to....GAryO! I'm surprised at you!
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:37 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...I think what you're asking about are those little blue pills and then ain't a d*** thing gonna help you the morning after.
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
One can only hope!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:29 pm
Uh, is there one for GILFs, and uh...m-m...perhaps GGILFs?
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:15 pm

Too, too funny!~~I wonder if Obamacare covers it?


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Thank you mizzdizz. When I ran across the picture I thought Craigslist, free firewood...Thanks again.
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ROTFL!!!! Recycling? LUV this!!! Thanks for starting my day out with a really good laugh!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


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