After Demotivational Poster
JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?
THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...
PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.
AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -
PROSTATE EXAMS -
MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.
AFTERMATH - Freedom is not free
SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!
ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER... - ... Than Daft punk, would be Electronic Bacon, or Digital Pork.
YOUR BAN HAS EXPIRED - Pick yourself up Dust yourself off Now make some good stuff
PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.
STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS - "The afterlife is just an adventure" Maybe.. But what an adventure
Jesus loves me -
toilet texting time -
FED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT -
BUBBLE BATH - DOESN´T MATTER WHERE OR HOW. AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK IS ADVISED TO HAVE ONE
UNCOMMON BEAUTY -
DRIVEN MAD - WAS TODAY REALLY NECESSARY?
LD LOVES'UM AND LEAVES'UM. - hey kids stop, my phones ringing it might be your dad. I always told you he would call one day.
Gushy gushy goo -
THE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE -
GENERATION GAP -
GO GO GADGET - AFTERBURNER!
THE AFTERLIFE -
PRUDES - Heck is where people go when they die If they don't believe in Gosh
IN LIFE - 'We are what we repeatedly do' Aristotle See, i knew all teenagers were wankers
THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN - We will never speak of it again.
MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.
A PARTY OF ONE -
SEE, BITCH? - Let me back it up to the 2:47 mark. Your form sucks. I mean, would it kill you to arch your back?
BLOOD ON THE SEGWAY -
WORKING AT NIGHT -
IT'S SAFE TO SAY -
YOU LOOK A LOT DIFFERENT NOW THAT IM SOBER! - I'll call ya.
SHOWMANSHIP - "urgghhhhhhh..... After the show i'm gonna kill him!"
ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.
I bet.. -
Hold Your Tongue -
was it good for you? -
PLASTIC SURGERY -
same s**t -
MEMORIES OF ST. PATRICKS DAY - No seriously it will wash out they said.
the white light -
THE GREAT PAIN THRESHOLD - "TO HAVE AND TO HOLD" WITH A TWIST.
THE AFTERLIFE - Men Long For An Afterlife In Which There Apparently Is Nothing To Do But Delight In Heaven's Wonders
The Afterlife -
IN THEORY -
WASN'T THAT A PARTY! -
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT -
MY MID-LIFE CRISIS -
OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning
CMON IN -
REFLECTION - We had a wonderful dinner, dancing and the club. When I asked her later how it was for her. She said... 1L.
SO YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A BABY ON MOTIFAKE -
DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -
COPING MECHANISM -
Wendy's Chili -
WHO NEEDS CEREAL -
YOUR AFTERLIFE - is destined to be spent in Camden, NJ bring a change of underwear
THE PLASTIC LADY - When Cher dies we won't need to embalm her or anything. We will be able to prop her corpse up in a wax museum and use her as is.
LAW AND ORDER R.I.P. - September 13th 1990 to May 24th 2010. Long may you live in syndication.
FIRST CHURCH OF ARCHAEOLOGY -
MONKEY SEE - MONKEY DO!
I fart -
Katrina, Ten Years After -
innocence lost -
Baby Names -
the light at the end of the tunnel! -
Money Then Clothes -
Love is the answer -
School Is In -
Step Two -